19Oct 2017

Ten facts about Me

I love smelling gorgeous so have a perfume collection going on, currently it’s Tom Ford after nuzzling into Miss Firefly’s neck at The Femdom Ball I love Velvet Orchid and Black Orchid, would love to hunt down some Violet Blonde………hint hint

I have no ACL in my right leg, I ripped through it doing Artemi Rye Ju-Jitsu a few years ago, I hold a purple belt in another form of Ju-Jitsu.  I’ve had my Meniscus trimmed back as that was also a mess but have left the ACL as it’s not guaranteed surgery and I don’t want to take the time off.  I don’t limp but can’t wear high heels for much more than an hour or two.

I used to play scenario paintball a few years ago but no longer play, the last *gun I fired was out in Arizona with my fab cousin and her ex hubby who taught firearms in the military.  The bike gang all come out into the dessert onto some private land and gave this “nice English lady” lots of ammo and many guns to shoot up targets.  *In paintball they are called markers.

I love Animals and have tried being vegetarian over the years, the smell of sizzling bacon beckons though and I had a rather scrumptious juicy steak out with one of my slaves only recently.

I love dressing up and always had a dressing up box as a child or raid my mums wardrobe of beautiful party dress’s. I invest a lot of thought and energy into my sessions that I hate receiving emails with the likes of: I’ve seen dress A in your gallery and want you to wear that with thigh length boots, red lipstick, matching nail polish, hair styled in X, wearing a feather boa and blah blah blah.  Please buy a Cindy doll to dress up!  A grown woman can dress herself and may consider your polite fetish requests.

I’ve undertaken charity and voluntary work over the years for reasons that were close to my heart and helped fulfil a gap at the time.  I’ve only recently given one of them up due to not having the time to spare, this lady needs to get her butt back in the gym on a regular basis.

I’ve not really been into alcohol very much in my younger years and it was only about 5 years ago I was at a private BDSM party and a lady was drinking some infused Gin, which I tried and have developed a taste for it along with Champagne.

My family know that I am a Pro Domme, some of them are interested by it and others would rather talk about the weather.

I know how to tattoo and have an interest in various forms of art, when I have spare time I like to draw; ink pen and watercolors are my favorite medium.  Botanical art is the main area that interests me and I have done some adult art classes.  I’m not so experienced at tattooing that I would/could give up my day job or even want to.   I love being a “Professional Mistress” I really love the art by “Kukula” and have come close to having a tattoo in that style.

I can bake a mean cake and don’t need to follow a set recipe as I can remember exactly what’s required and can tell by looking at a mixture before popping it in the oven.  I once spent two days baking for one of the charities I volunteered for and they went down a treat.  “Domestic Goddess”



Pink Frosting Butterfly cake

Kracken Rum M&M’s cupcakes

Tattoo on latex

Tattoo on skin! haha

Doing a tattoo a bout 10 yrs ago in friends studio

The Player & The Instrument by Kukula

Inside my knee

Ink pen

Needle art ribbon corset

Needle art patten

Botanical ink & pencil


13Oct 2017

Over my time working as a Mistress I have seen clients who visit other Mistress’s and sometimes mention names.

I have always greatly admired Mistress Miranda Middleton. It’s always great to network and meet other ladies so I am delighted to announce that I will be going to visit Hanwell on Thursday 2nd November 2017.  Four theme playroom dungeons wow! I’m really excited.

Please contact Mistress Miranda to book





Double Domination Ad as per MMM’s website

November 2nd Double day with Mistress Helen Ryder and Mistress Miranda £350 for 1 hour (longer on request
Mistress Helen Ryder has decided to make her first trip to Hanwell for a double day with yours truly and as always when two domes are interested in kinky fun and frolics we need victims, I mean volunteers. MHR is a versatile dome with a full range of specialities so I know she and I will work some serious mischief together. If you are feeling brave enough to submit to two kinkster’s please register your interest asap.
13Oct 2017

Good day slaves/subs/kinksters

What a whirlwind last week! It was bloody good though 🙂 Having caught the beginnings of a cold at the start of the week I dosed myself up on EmergencyC (good stuff) and Day Nurse etc

It was a fun Friday night at Circle of O https://twitter.com/CircleOfO where I got to play alongside the amazing Rebekka Rayner http://www.rebekkaraynor.co.uk/home.html her style of caning is fantastic to watch.

Always fab to catch up with Miss Kitty Bliss (don’t forget our double event 20/21st Nov)  https://www.misskittybliss.co.uk/  

I also met https://www.missharpsichord.co.uk/about-miss-h  a lovely lady whom I connected again with at The Femdom Ball

So FOUR Mistress’s and 6 willing victims to play with, also a sissy maid in attendance to fetch/carry/serve our every need.  I had a really great night and I’m looking forward to the Jan event when I am next in attendance.  If you like to play hard and are comfy being in a group I highly recommend attending a CofO party!

CofO Boot Worship










Saturday on to The Femdom Ball http://www.femdomball.com/ it was a manic run up to it with little time to get ready, somehow I managed to shower/wash & style hair/make-up/dress in under an hour!  I dread to think what the pictures look like!  Anyway we got there, met up with slavva Rodda and I had my personal slave A with me, two boys on leashes for the evening (greedy Me)   The venue was fantastic and it was super to network with other Mistress’s I follow on Twitter, some super entertainment, sweet sissy maids in attendance wearing the most delightful red lace dress’s.  I missed out on modelling a hat as we were almost late arriving due to London roadworks/traffic but I did try on a T Mistress’s hat that I rather liked. I’m not going to give too much away but what a night!

All hosted by the dynamic http://www.madamecaramel.com/


A grand celebration of female supremacy and I won a prize in the raffle (3 months membership for House of Sinn) I will be rather busy perusing the site 😉  The raffle raised just over £600 for https://twitter.com/backlashuk 

I’m already looking forward to next years Ball.

I spent Sunday/Monday/Tuesday recovering and shaking off my cold, all better now and back in sessions.  My voice has also fully returned.

Taxi journey to The Ball



26Sep 2017

I’m delighted to announce that Miss Kitty Bliss is back in Sussex on 20th and 21st November 2017, this time we have our scrubs, our sexy latex as well as traditional medical wear ready for medical roleplay appointments at the Sussex Kinky Klinic.

Sessions start from £200 for one hour, longer sessions are possible.

If medical isn’t your thing then no problem as we love variety and will still be dishing out the CP, Spanking, we are both the ultimate disciplinarians as well as Pegging/Spit Roasting, EStim/Violet Wand and Venus2000 and many other deviant fun activities.


We both excel in roleplay and enjoy being headmistress, school prefects, school bullies, school teachers, sexy strict aunties, bitch boss and more…..

We offer limited appointments so strongly suggest you book now, all appointments require a non refundable deposit and details will be given when you email/book.

Whilst we both love to play hard we do take your play levels into consideration, a full pre session chat to discuss types of play/levels etc is essential.



25Sep 2017

Book Now to secure your treat time on Tuesday 31st October 2017 with moi and Tiffany TMistress

Been naughty and need two strict Mistress’s to take you in check

Spit roasted between us

A jolly good spanking

Hard CP

EStim, Violet Wand

Roleplay, we excel in this!

The possibilities are endless

All bookings through Mistress Helen Ryder with a deposit to secure your session as bookings are strictly limited.

One hour £190

We look forward to seeing you soon

14Sep 2017

Hi slaves/subs and kinksters

After my exciting dalliance with red hair I have just returned to being a Blonde Bombshell 🙂

SIX hours in the hair salon and £190 later……….ouch!!!! I am a Viking Blonde with very light tones, lighter than my own natural blonde base and looking good.

My poor hair has been through a major chemical process and requires salon treatments to maintain the condition and feed it protein/keratin so if you’ve been thinking of booking a session, book now and support my much loved livelihood/income.  Plus I won’t need to live on baked beans all next week after the major hair expense!

If you can’t get to a real time session then show your support and follow me and re-tweet my tweets on Twitter https://twitter.com/helenryder7  

My hair also requires maintenance at home with treatments and good quality products, which I have listed on my Amazon wishlist, go on spoil Me 🙂

Mistress Gifts
Link: http://amzn.eu/baVhxEg

Mistress Helen Xx




18Aug 2017

I have the beautiful Miss Kitty Bliss coming to visit on Monday 18th September and she will be lending a firm helping hand in sessions that day, book now to secure your session.  Either phone or email ME to arrange.

Check out Miss Kitty Bliss’s website https://www.misskittybliss.co.uk/

Double Domination

17Aug 2017

Over the knee spanking

Pansy Penny polishes our shoes

Sissy maid tied to the kitchen taps

Some strap-on cock sucking training

Pansy Penny’s job interview.

I arrived for my interview for the maid’s postion. Mistress Helen let me in. “I was expecting a female” she said. “The agency told me Pansy Penny”. I had to admit that they had called me Pansy Penny ever since they found out about my French maid fetish. They liked to embarrass me by sending me for jobs where women had been requested.
“OK” she said doubtfully, “we’ll give you a try. I have to warn you though that my friend Mistress Tiffany is here. She has VERY high standards”. I was a bit nervous as I had lied on my CV about previous experience. But it’s only women’s work. How hard can it be? I thought I could wing it. How painfully wrong that turned out to be!
They looked through my bag of maid accessories, and noted that as well as my costume, I had some items of restraint. “I know maids should be seen and not heard, but not many come with their own gags” laughed Mistress Helen. She told me to undress and stand for inspection, hands on head. “I think the pink dress will fit him” she said. I was put into frilly knickers, the pink dress (which barely covered my bottom), a shocking pink pinny, a blond wig and a frilly maids cap with long pink ribbons.
“Not a good start! A hole in his stocking, and no cock-lock” noted Mistress Tiffany. “I can’t imagine anyone else has ever had any pleasure from your feeble little appendage, so why should you?”. “It’s had it’s moments” I replied, perhaps unwisely. I got a slap in the face; and a pair of large white ladies panties were pushed into my mouth and fixed in place with a strap. “If I want you to say something I will release your gag” she said sternly. “Until then, keep quiet!” “Is that clear?” she asked, with another slap. I nodded dumbly.
My first test was shoe polishing. I was forced to my elbows and knees and, with her still wearing them, had to polish Miss Tiffany’s shoes with the panties still in my mouth. Despite ‘encouragement’ from Mistress Helen’s crop, I did not meet her standards. They were equally disappointed with my attempts to clean Mistress Helen’s shoes. For that I was put over the desk and spanked by MT, while MH went upstairs. She called down that she could hear me mumbling, and should be given 10 extra strokes. This seemed slightly unfair, as MT had told me to say something but not removed my gag. Still, as I was constantly being reminded, sissies have to take what they are given and be grateful, even if they do think it unfair.
“She hasn’t done well on her first test. Perhaps she’s better at washing up” said MH. My panty gag was replaced with a wooden bit gag with bells on, my nipples were clamped, and I was led to the kitchen sink. My ankles were tied to two heavy weights, and a rope round my middle tethered me to the tap. I was given a bowl full of dirty crockery, and told to be quick about it. In my rush I was not as thorough as I should have been. Unfortunately, nothing escaped MT’s eagle eyes. I had left stains on a couple of cups, I had missed a wine glass, and I neglected to clean the sink surround when finished. They took me back to the room, with the weights still on my ankles like a ball and chain, and this time put over their knees for a good hard hand spanking. I had to make them  cups of tea, and then stand in the corner, hands on head, while they sipped their drinks and discussed what to do next.
“Failed both tests! We should send her back to the agency, and tell them how poor she is” said MT disdainfully. In my panic I shook my head and mmmphed into my gag. “MT came over and hit me with her crop. “You were told to Keep Quiet!” Then to MH “I think she’s so desperate for this job that she’ll do anything”. I realised I had given too much away. They now knew they had me over a barrel, and were going to take full advantage.
“Perhaps” said MH. “I think we’ll have her in the smother box”. MT went to fetch it, while I was forced to crawl on my hands and knees, and lay out a blanket to lie on. The weights were removed, and my gag released. I had to lie on my back while my head was locked into the box, and my wrists and ankles were bound in rope. MH then proceeded to smother me. I had to kiss her bottom through her tights and panties while MT counted how many kisses I could do without pausing for breath. 59 was the maximum. MH stood up and towered contemptuously over me as she put her foot over my mouth. It was heaven. I couldn’t help touching her leg, and a bulge in my panties was noticed. MT teased me gently with her crop; before giving me a stinging slap on each thigh. “Behave yourself!” she said sharply. MH asked me if I was thirsty. “I am a bit” I replied, puzzled at this unexpected kindness. “You’re lucky I’ve just relieved myself, or you’d be drinking my piss! Open wide”. She spat in my mouth.
“Speaking of which, let’s see how good she is at toilet cleaning” I was released from the box, untied and given a bottle of toilet duck and a brush. “Get on with it, slut” MH ordered, pointing to the bowl. When I had finished, MT inspected, and again found wanting. ” Very poor!” she said. “The bowl is clean enough, but she hasn’t touched the rim!” Then to me “Explain yourself, you lazy little strumpet!” I argued that I didn’t think they wanted toilet duck on the rim.
They gave me a glove and antibacterial wipes to complete the job. This did not absolve me from further punishment. I was again bent over the desk. “You are a lazy disobedient slut, and need ‘behaviour modification’, do you not?” said MT. Resistance was futile, so I said “Yes”. “Well, ask nicely then!” she ordered with a whack. I pleaded to be punished and taught to be a dutiful, well behaved, hard working maid. “Very well. Seeing as you ask so nicely, we’ll see what we can do.” she laughed. I was then paddled and caned by both mistresses, having to count and say thank you for each stroke. By the end I had well and truly been taught a lesson. I then had to curtsey, and thank them each in turn for their correction.
I was put back in my corner while they discussed whether I deserved one last chance. “I know; we’ll make her explain to us why we shouldn’t dismiss him out of hand” suggested MH. “Come here Pansy, and get to your knees”. What could I say to redeem myself? I decided to play my last card. “I may not be too good between my legs, but my oral services are highly recommended” I said. “Are they indeed? We could use someone to service our gentlemen party guests. Perhaps we should try her out.” said MH. MT was asked to fetch a dildo and condom; and I sucked MH’s toes until she returned with a large multi-coloured phallus.
“You can start by putting the condom on with your mouth” said MH. I held it against my lips with suction, and tried to roll it on with my lips. It was too tight, so I had to use my fingers. Even though it wasn’t the real thing, I couldn’t bring myself to use my teeth. Once it was in place, MT held it in her groin. MH grabbed one of my nipples and forced my mouth down on to it. I had to pump up and down. It was so big that my mouth was forced wide open. It soon grew tired, so I started licking the end instead.
“I suppose she shows promise as the party slut” said MT. “Perhaps we should get her back for a second interview some time soon”. With that I was told to stand up and curtsy five times to each of them, before being summarily dismissed. “We’ll be in touch; get dressed and get out!” said MH menacingly “before we leave you tied to a lamp post for the night, still in your sissy clothes”. They laughed as I scurried away!
30Jul 2017

What a super time last Friday I was driven by my personal slave to “The Practice” in Milton Keynes http://medical-mistress.co.uk/   

I assisted on a “role play” Castration and Circumcision, which was brilliant fun and superb to work in such exceptional well kitted out premises with the fantastic Domina Sara, the best clinic in the land in my opinion!  After our fun session we all had a really nice lunch at a local pub before slave drove me back down south.  If you happen to be travelling North I highly recommend a session there.

So what’s on the agenda this coming week? I have the lovely  Tiffany Aching coming along to “Double Domme” with me and we are fully booked, if you are interested in a session then get in touch and I can pop you on the reserve list for this time or the next event.  If you just want to see me on an individual basis then call me Monday morning from 9:30am to get your deposit in quickly if new to me as I have some available sessions for Monday/Tuesday and Friday at present.

Future News: I am filming with the lovely Kitty Bliss on 17th August at the Gatwick Dungeon to apply get in touch with Miss Kitty Bliss and ensure you READ the criteria that is required and that you can actually fulfill and not question limits on the day 

MKB is organising and booking all the filming slaves in, my own Sussex slaves are most welcome and encouraged to apply.

Future Double Domme with Kitty Bliss: On Monday 18th September I will be working with Miss Kitty Bliss in Sussex at my own premises doing double domme sessions from £200 (one hour) get in touch with Me for any questions and to book in.

Are you into? Spanking, CP, Role Play, Castration, Circumcision, EStim & Electrics, Violet Wand, Venus 2000, Domestic Discipline, Pegging, Alan Play, Aunty/Nephew RP, Dominant Lady Boss, School Bully/Head Girl etc role play, Domestic Servitude, Sissy, TV’s, Cross Dressing, Wax Play, Ice Play, Golden Showers, Sensual Massage, Alternate Massage, Ginger Figging, Ball Busting, Depilation, Enema, Fisting, Medical Play, Urethral sounds, Mouth Soaping, Tease and Denial, Orgasm Control, Panty Sniffing, Smothering, Foot Worship, Trample and Tickle Torture, then get in touch.

I love working with other Mistress’s so watch my blogs for future news as I will be planning other events either at mine or visiting other premises, any Mistress’s reading this that would love to work with me then get in touch if you have your own dungeon/website and we can look at teaming up 😉

Enjoy the rest of the summer, hugs n spanks Mistress Helen Ryder West Sussex Mistress

19Jul 2017

Exciting news that I will be working with the lovely Domina Sara aka The Medical Mistress https://twitter.com/FetishMedical at her state of the art well equipped premises known as “The Practice” in Milton Keynes on Friday 28th July.

All bookings to go direct to http://medical-mistress.co.uk/

We carry out various procedures from light/basic medicals to more invasive procedures, which Domina Sara excels in.

Visit this link for a tour of the facilities http://medical-mistress.co.uk/medical-fetish-media-medical-mistress-milton-keynes/

I’m really looking forward to this date, it’s great to network and team up and work alongside and support and grow with other Mistress’s!

See you soon “LabRats” as DS would say 😉