In the first instance please write an email to Me, keep it to 2/3 paragraphs max, include the following, your age, any medical conditions, any allergies or past trauma that might affect a session.  Include a very brief synopsis of the type of play.  Any emails that are overtly rude/crude/multiple paragraphs are deleted.

Include the dates/times you can commit within My timings on My website.  Include your mobile number in full or last four digits and I will reply with suggested times to call for a brief chat.  Please also send £20 phone call payment, which comes off the final tribute balance if/when you attend.

Ensure you have read the blog Back to Work Plans regarding Covid19 and about paying a deposit, which is linked on the tribute page.

Once we have spoken/agreed a session please pay the bank transfer deposit or Amazon gift code if I have agreed this in our conversation.

Note: I usually only answer My phone when expecting a call, if I answer without your intro email in place I will not be answering questions and will ask you to email with the requested information above.

ALL New clients to book 24 hours ahead, NO exceptions!  In My area today, you knew this yesterday or further back!  Plan your kink and respect My time.

Existing clients may book a same day play time, with minimum of TWO hours notices from having spoken/agreed, bear in mind that this isn’t always possible as if I am not already pre booked I may be busy elsewhere.

Example email

Dear Mistress Helen  NOT helen, babe, goddess etc

I’m looking to book a session later this week and from 4pm would be best on the following days…..

I’m fit & well, no allergies double jabbed OR I have asthma, allergic to…

I’m new/experienced and I’m interested in the following: CP light/Moderate/Hard can/can’t be marked, pegging/anal play, medical fetish etc…

Best wishes

Name you wish to use


I look forward to quality respectful subs/kinksters

Mistress Helen