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I have just had the most delightful hour and a bit with a super new spankee who will be coming for play times when we can get back to the hands on really fun side of the business.

Social rates for a cuppa and a good chat in My garden are available from today as per guidelines https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-outbreak-faqs-what-you-can-and-cant-do/coronavirus-outbreak-faqs-what-you-can-and-cant-do

It’s a great way to stay in touch, share stories and plot and plan the near future sessions and filming slaves.  Also a super way to continue to support Me as well as spending time together.

Looking forward to seeing you soon

Mistress Helen xXx

 

I am planning to see selected clients that have been self isolating and that will only be driving to Me.  Date to be announced in due course.

 

  • Bookings will be for a maximum time of 2 hours and only Two on any day.  I will only be conducting SOLO sessions in My OWN premises, NO hotel visits, NO other dungeons!
  • First appointment time will be 11am
  • The second appointment time will be 3:30pm or an evening booking of 7pm.
  • We both need to be presenting as fit and healthy on the day, your payment paid 24 hours ahead by bank transfer and cash ONLY in exceptional circumstances!  I do not give refunds.  If you need to cancel at really short notice with a genuine reason then we simply reschedule for a new date/time.  Money will only be rolled to one new date so that I am not constantly having diary changes/loss of income.
  • On arrival, you will either be wearing your own mask (clean/fresh/new) and change for one of mine immediately, go to the bathroom and remove all your clothing and place inside a bag provided.  Pop your mask on top of the bag to one side. Shower thoroughly with hair included.  Dry off and wear the mask again throughout your session.
  • No hugs, pecks on cheek or kissing of My hand for safety reasons.
  • Certain activities will be unavailable, such as: Spitting, wearing of My masks (leather/gas masks) and any very close proximity between us.  I will NOT be conducting any sissy make overs, other activities omitted are: face sitting, close whispering in your ear and birdy feeding.  I will risk assess every session.  Think and be sensible about what interests we include in your play times.
  • At the end of your session, you can have a few moments to adjust with a glass of water but I will not be sitting around in a room with masks off at any time.  You may dress again in the bathroom and head off.
  • I will carry out a very deep clean with hospital grade cleaners and wash towels etc on a high temperature.  Everything from light switches, taps, hand rails as well as kit used in the session will all be completely sanitised.
  • Regarding bring gifts:  It is more useful for Me to shop online at present so extra tips, gift vouchers are very much appreciated.
Whilst this all sounds rather serious, rest assured we will still have fun and you can have peace of mind that I am taking Our health seriously.
Stay safe n kinky
Mistress Helen xXx

I hope all My troupes are keeping well, some of you have been fantastic at supporting My online works, clips, booking phone chats direct with Me or going through the platforms I use.  It’s been super to stay in touch this way.

Some very silly messages, some just asking for sessions during lockdown, most of which come via Adult Work mainly after 11pm at night, it must the magic hour that men turn into complete illiterate imbeciles.  I thought I would share some of them here to give you a laugh (I usually just roll My eyes)

If you simply send more than one hello message during quarantine and haven’t done any of the above to support Me then I am not prioritising any other general hello messages after replying once already.

So here you go, just a few examples and there were MANY more:

The Hall of Shame

Sent during lockdown: 04/05/2020 R u meeting ? X

another 5/5/2020 I was wondering if you are working today

8/5/2020 Good morning. I was wondering if you are available Sunday morning please for a session x

The likes of graphic email but never calls! Hi goddess, cuck loser worthless loser boy here to worship your feet for you over the phone while you pretend to have sex with a superior alpha male (pretend we are bf and gf and you are cheating on me over the phone). Make me do humiliating tasks while you fuck alpha like smelling my own feet over the phone so you can here it, and sucking my own toe like its alphas huge cock. Laugh at me throughout the call and then make me put my legs over my own head and cum in my own mouth, when you are ready my goddess x i will be in silence throughout call x

Another asking for a session but he has alias names on AW and several thousand log ins/no bookings/feedback so probably never going to book anyone for anything.  Weird request!

I am unsure if you can currently offer sessions due to current events (I expect not which is more than appropriate) so with your permission may I be considered to try one of yours please for an hour incall when this crisis has safely passed by for us all? I am a shy person but polite and well mannered. I was wondering if I might be able to work in some fun fantasy roleplay ideas? My concept is based around a childhood scene from the Disney movie The Jungle Book. When Mowgli meets the giant python villain Kaa. The snake is a hypnotist who, through spiralling coloured eyes, makes eye to eye contact with Mowgli hypnotizing him. With Mowgli’s body becoming limply relaxed and immobilized under a trance. He then follows Kaa’s commands which are sung to him through a snake charmer type tune called Trust In Me. It all has a tropical and easy going relaxing tone. The python uses the muscles of his strong body coils to coil around and also playfully move Mowgli about his tree. I would like to play out the scene and use the music and whatever aspects you might suggest to pull off the sensual movements of the two characters. Having a slightly hot, sweaty atmosphere in order to get the feel of the jungle environment as well. There is a link to the scene below I’ve sent so you may see the sequence. If you might be interested at all I would be delighted. Thank you very much. I would be happy to speak with you beforehand by phone also if you wish. Very best.

There was a link too re above but I haven’t included that for your safety!

and this one again from same chap of 04/05 Do u have a strap on? And do u kiss ur gf? X

What ????

This is an average week of AW messages and there were many more asking for detailed chats that never called.

 

 

 

 

My dear bois, slaves, subs, kinksters & sissies

Thank you all very much for supporting Me over the last few weeks, the ones that have sent tributes, bought My clips, sent Amazon GC’s & paid for chats.  This has been wonderful and I really appreciate it.  Long may it continue with this side of My business.

Sadly I still get the emails/bloody texts from the others!  Hmmmmmmmm Covid19 has certainly shown Me the absolute best in some people and the utter worse.

I hope you are all doing ok and keeping well.

I was chatting earlier today with Mistress Ophelia De Havilland (a lovely friend of mine) about how we start doing sessions again hopefully in the not too distant future.

As many of you who know Me I already only offer limited sessions in a day for many reasons.

Once sessions resume I will continue only seeing 1 or 2 people on any one day.

There will be a session in the morning for however long that person wishes to book for, there will then be a gap for a VERY deep clean BEFORE I see My next plaything.

A deep clean will consist of every surface that anyone can come into contact with, door handles, light switch, light pull, stair rails etc as well as EVERY item used in a session with My hospital grade cleaners.

On entering My premises I will ask you to have a good wash of hands and face and strip and wear a mask, I will also wear a mask (mmmm kinky hey) but I won’t be stripping  (I know what you are thinking) 🙂

Overkill maybe or maybe not, but it’s our lives and staying fit and healthy.  Anyone booked in will have to present as completely well on the day, any possible risks must be eliminated.  Deposits will be held against a new play time if either you or Myself need to reschedule.

Mistress Helen Ryder xXx

 

 

Hello everybody

I hope you are all doing well

It’s lovely to receive fantastic help and support from some of My bois, thank you very much for being wonderful and you will all know who you are.

To those who email, state they will do ABC and don’t follow though.  I feel nothing other than pity for you, that your world is so small and you are so inadequate and can’t grasp how to use this time we have for anything positive or productive.  Shame on you.

To those who are genuine and wish to Amazon Gift Code Me with either an online purchase or from a shop then only send to My email of helen-ryder@hotmail.com  Send it first and send an email 20 mins after you have done so.  I won’t be sending any replies to anyone asking if My email is correct.

To those who purchase My clips, thank you and I do know what part of the world is purchasing right down to the town!

See you genuine players on the flip side!

Mistress Helen xXx

 

 

 

 

Hi all

I’ve been filming clips over quite some time in order to launch onto one of the clip sites and at long last with some help from My fantastic Webslave I am now live on https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/152221/mistress-helen-ryder

I already have short mini clips on My Adult Work profile, which have proved to be quite popular.

Once lockdown is over and that I am able to do sessions again, there will be opportunities for filming days either with Me solo or in doubles with Miss Kitty Bliss.  I have plenty of sissy style clips in My library so I’m looking for slaves interested in hard CP, CBT, Pallet Wrapping and anything a little more diverse than what I already have.

We always take a tribute for filming and you have to provide your id and sign a model release, you can wear a mask.

I’ve had a couple of chaps asking how they can help Me right now as I have very little income coming in to live on at present.

Book a phone chat direct with Me with a bank transfer payment to My account or Amazon GC if you can’t use your account.

Or go through the AW or Dommeline when I am logged in available.

Pay for a custom clip and if it can be filmed now then you can have it or receive it when I am able to shoot the content depending on the nature of the request.

Pay a deposit now for a future session or in full if you wish.

If you can afford to send money gifts to My account to keep Me afloat.

Stay sane, stay safe, stay the feck indoors other than essential food or medicine supplies or sensible daily exercise.  I’ve only just started walking and did 4 miles today.  I had been busy with DIY etc and decided to make the best of the lovely weather.

Mistress Helen xXx

 

 

Whose ever been along to this place in London?

I have, quite some time ago, it was just like a normal cafe but with kink pics on the walls and a wooden spoon for your table number, I always love a wooden spoon 😉

This isolation and lockdown has had me thinking about the social aspects of BDSM as well as the session side.

Wouldn’t it be great to go along to a safe place and just be able to meet like minded people, have a cuppa, nice slice of cake and if you drop some crumbs on the resident Mistress’s carpet maybe have to go over her lap for a little spank (not compulsory as it’s a social)

I would be looking at a small tribute to cover overheads of course as time spent chatting is great but could be spent in sessions.  My thoughts are once a month or every six weeks on a day of my choice, prob a Friday morning for 1/5 to 2 hours, min of 3 attending and up to 5 if just Me or with another Mistress then up to 8.  Everyone pays £35.00.

It’s not a play party, it’s time to come share a story, a book you’ve read, something saucy you’ve seen but can’t share with others.

Send Me an email if this is something you would like.  I make a fantastic Victoria sponge cake and any flavour variation.  I may even consider a sissy maid in attendance that can make a little batch of cakes to contribute to our gathering (same tribute for social applies)

Stay well and safe

Mistress Helen xXx

 

This writing is from My Yoga teacher, she had a bout of mental health and was in hospital she knows first hand the best way to tackle it head on!  Sharing for her.

10 TEN TIPS TO STAYING SANE WRITTEN BY A MAD WOMAN!! )
If anyone is struggling with self isolation or being at home for long periods of time, I have a some tips that maybe helpful (these were my survival methods of staying upbeat & healthy during my long stays at Langley Green Mental Hospital).
1) Routine can help as it can help focus the mind and get help with the over thinking and ruminating.
2) Set your alarm quite early 7am or 8am even if you sit in bed with a cup of tea and read a book. Reading really helps stimulate the mind and stops the mind dipping into the dark thoughts of worry, stress and fear of the unknown. Pick books that you can really lose yourself in which helps fire up your natural creative imagination or find a subject that you’re really interested in. Read about your chosen subject this will occupy and nourish the brain and helps self educate. (I always choose funny books that made me laugh, books that empowered me and my chosen subject to learn about was the working of mind & the human psyche; which was quite apt when in a mental hospital) ))
2) Always shower in the morning put colourful smart clothes on, this again helps lift the mood. (I was a very snappy dressed mental patient when I was In Langley Hospital ). I would get my husband to bring all my nice clothes up and look smart everyday. I noticed a lot of the patience would shuffle around in either their Pjs, dressing gowns or tracksuits, which certain doesn’t help an already low mood. Looking smart just helped me feel normal and in control of the situation even though I knew I wasn’t.
3) Ladies even if you know your not going out put a little make up on as it can help you feel a little bit more positive about your own self image.
4) Exercise everyday 30-60 minutes, even if you don’t want to do make yourself do it. Exercise is essential for mental health it’s a natural release of feel good happy endorphins.
5) Everyday spend some time outside and look at the beauty all around you, even if just happens to be the sky.
6) Say a mantra over & over everyday, mantra literally means free the mind. This is my mantra that I said every day while in the mental hospital and for years after. I would say it over & over & over again until I grew a new brain neutron of self belief – I am full of Gods LOVE, HAPPINESS, STRENGTH, COURAGE, WISDOM & GRACE. This mantra has truly made me stronger and when ever I feel overwhelmed I just keep reciting it.
7) Learn to meditate – how ever busy the mind is, over time and with patience of sitting still and quiet you can learn to calm the mind so you become the master of your busy brains and it is possible to learn to sail your mind and direct it to other ways of thinking. Some days in my tiny little hospital bedroom with barred windows I would sit upright, close my eyes and just be still. Eventually over time I was able to stop the obsessive chitta chatter of my destructive mind and in the end my mind gave in and I found a beautiful, colourful and peaceful place that I didn’t even know existed with in my conscience and it’s accessible to everyone it just takes patience.
8) Let your creative juices flo, painting, writing, cooking, learn a language etc. Switch the dark thoughts off with a creative hobby and don’t worry if you not very good at it, far more healthy than saying I can’t be bothered or giving up.
9) Try to keep your minds calm and healthy with lots of positive stuff use these strange times to widen your mind and self educate, try not to rely on the TV to it for you, grow your mind it’s totally amazing when you do.
10) Put your favourite music on and Dance whether it’s in the kitchen, in the lounge or in the garden – just dance and sing out loud.
Namaste xx

Be VERY aware that I am self employed and a genuine tax payer!  I am currently being hit hard by the Coid-19 virus on My income at present!  However when the worlds back to normal I will be VERY busy again!

With lock down now in-force I am NOT conducting in the flesh sessions.

How can you serve and Me and have your Mistress Helen fix?  Phone sessions £2.00 a min to discuss kinks/BDSM We can chat in greater detail about future sessions, role-play over the phone (those who’ve visited know I’m rather good at this)

Email exchange to discuss a fantasy in greater detail, 3 email exchange £30

To the wonderful boys that have supported Me this year and especially in the last couple of weeks, heartfelt thanks and you are real diamonds!  Thank you!!  I welcome staying in touch with the decent kind genuine bois who have been helping Me.

I welcome enqs that ONLY lead to My time being compensated.

For those who seek My time in sessions then ONLY contact Me if you will be paying a deposit  for a future session.  Or send money gifts and Amazon gift vouchers.  It is pointless asking if I am able to see you in one or two days/weeks as we all have to take each day as it comes.

Look after Me now and support Me and you will be rewarded later!  There will be a boom in sessions when the world is back on its rails, priority will be given to those who have stuck by Me or introduced themselves in a useful way!

Those with much time to spare and less stress are most likely still receiving a good wage and working from home and sliding off for a quiet hand shandy in works time.  Do this at your own expense from your salary and support the ladies who offer these services.

Times like this bring out both the very best in people and sadly the worse!  When I’m not busy doing DIY, paid chats I will be undertaking volunteer work for the NHS.  My time is best spent in a positive productive manner without the negatives.

No intention to book anything, spend any money/simply a time waster: I certainly do not suffer fools gladly! Don’t be that cockroach!   My blogs/website/email and phone all have a software Karma spell on them, you’ve been warned!  )O( BB

Stay healthy and well

Mistress Helen XxX

 

 

 

For those who wish to session from afar you can either sign up to Adult Work or use Dommeline, where I have profiles.

However if it is more discreet for you to send Me a bank transfer or Amazon gift code to:

£20 min booking for 10 mins helen-ryder@hotmil.com  then I will happily accept that.

My rates are £2 a min, with min of £20 chat if booking direct.  We can arrange a mutually convenient time to speak.

Payment must be sent from My one email reply, further emails asking questions such as “how does phone chat work” will be ignored and simply seen as a time waster tactic!  We arrange a mutually convenient time for you to call My mobile after you have paid.

Kinky chats, BDSM sessions or simply discussing a future session in more detail are welcome.

I am not currently offering cam sessions.

I also offer email correspondence, 3 email exchange at £35.00 extra emails are £10 each.

Payment to:

Ms S Rogers

Sort: 20-92-54

Account: 70468665

Ref of: Phone consult and your initials.  There are NO refunds.

EMAIL Me to arrange