Just to clarify that short notice appointments are ONLY available to established regulars and I do require TWO full hours minimum notice from having spoken/emailed between us and I will still require the bank transfer deposit or payment in full within 10 minutes of that agreement.  This ONLY applies to bookings in Burgess Hill, I require 48 hours min notice for The Gatwick Dungeon or The Brighton Dungeon.


If you just happen to be passing through Burgess Hill (having never seen Me before) do NOT contact Me!  This is the oldest time waster tactic in history.  It shows a lack of any respect for My booking procedures, security and vetting.


  • If you do not have any access to email Me do NOT contact Me.
  • If you are not willing to send a 50% bank transfer deposit do NOT contact Me.  My only interest is that you commit and turn up to play.
  • Plan ahead, book, pay your deposit in the time frame I state.  Like all the good bois/bitches that do.

I’m here for mutual fun, doing a job I actually really love!  Lets keep it that way 🙂