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19Sep 2018

Today myself and Miss Joanna Armstrong had a new sissy attend for maid training to check out her skills in shoe worship, bottom worship, serving and to see if she had the qualities of being a ladies maid.

Well the little strumpet known as maid Lucy managed to ladder my Wolford stockings! I was very cross so over my lap she went for a good firm spanking. As she wiggled and wriggled she got all flustered and her clitty got very swollen in her satin panties that I had to carry out an inspection.

Maid Lucy couldn’t possibly continue her maids work with such an over excitable clitty, time to have some relief. Down on the floor, she was sat on and the wand came out to tease her.  Pulling her panties to one side, lubing her up and masturbating over a lovely china saucer until she spurted out lots of sticky gooey sissy cream and then she had to lick it all up!

Solo/double domme and sissy training in Burgess Hill can sometimes be rather cheeky and naughty!

We will next be carrying out maid training along with Mistress Firefly at The Sissy Retreat in North Yorkshire on Thursday 11th October.  A whole days event of make-overs, dressing up, afternoon tea and sissy fun.  Visit the website for more information http://sissyretreat.co.uk/

27Aug 2018

Thank you to some of My special bitches, subs/sluts and playthings for remembering Moi Mistress Helen Ryder on My Birthday 24th August.  Presents are still very welcome for those who wish to bring something to session or post via My gift list.

On the 22nd August I had my super slavva rodda CP fave slave take Me out into Arundel for a day out, we had a superb lunch at The Parsons Table. Then a walk around to visit all the antique shops, then back to base for birthday beatings (Me giving of course)

My personal bitch was here for the weekend waiting upon Me (after being picked up from the train station Friday) We had some yummy food in to go with the Rose Champagne and  a fantastic day out in London on Saturday. We visited The Tate Modern and although interesting we did laugh at some of the “ART” A pile of bricks that reminded Me of the stepping stones I am giving to a friend in My back garden! After that we travelled up to see what deviant things we could buy in Regulation.  I have some new evil nipple clamps and a Stinger!

***********Book a session soon to experience both********************

We went on to The National Gallery for some more culture and the nipple clamps and stinger set off the archway metal detector alarm, which I merrily waved at the security staff who laughed and said “Go on through you are so honest!   Wanting to quench My thirst a nice G&T in a nice pub in Covent Garden and then on to a superb French Restaurant for a nice glass of Champagne, followed by French Tapas all very delicious and a superb wine to go with them.

Back to Burgess Hill for a nice relaxing evening, the next day a visit to the gym to burn off the naughty treats and then home to play 😉 I treated My personal bitch to a hot bamboo massage before zipping My bitch into the leather sleep sack with electric butt plug inserted and making good use of all the naughty exposed bits!  You have My permission to fill in the blanks with your minds!!

I have sessions available from now right up to 4th September and then I am at the BDSM Villa in Malaga for a 2 day private party, I have TWO exclusive play times available on 6th and 7th September at the well equipped Villa.  Book your fun in the sun ASAP!  You will need to arrange this by email and the follow up with a phone call before I fly out.  You have until 3rd September the latest to book for this.

Sessions are then available back in Burgess Hill from Sunday 9th September.

I have some dates available in Leeds in October as well as double domme with the gorgeous Miss Kitty Bliss in Burgess Hill in October, keep your eyes peeled for further future blogs.

See you soon

Mistress Helen Ryder

Play Time

French Tapas

The Tate Modern

My art in back garden!

The National Gallery

Painting In NG

05May 2018

Good morning everyone

A reminder that I am fully booked tomorrow on Sunday 6th May as per My tweets on Twitter!

I have ONE space available TODAY Sat 5th May from 2:00pm

I am travelling to West Yorkshire on Monday 7th and travelling back on Sunday 13th May, sessions in West Sussex are from 14th May.

Thank you to some amazing chaps who visited this week and especially to Rodda Slava a cherished slave who came to Me for sessions over 3 years ago now.  Making regular visits for professional services as well as being a fab friend and errand boi.  He had two sessions this week, one being collecting Me from Sussex and driving Me to the Hoxton Dungeon Suite for a multi Mistress party.  Returning Me to Sussex, staying over in the bondage room and heading off for Mistress and personal errands the next day and then returning to Me for a double domme session with Miss Kitty Bliss and then taking us both out to dinner.  He went on his merry way with a multitude of stripes, welts and all manner of colourful badges on his bottom, thighs and some very sore nipples.  I’m not known as the smiling sadist for nothing!  Note: newbs and lightweights I do take limits into consideration so rest assured it’s SSC here.

If I don’t see you then have a great “bonk holiday weekend all”

Mistress Helen XX

28Mar 2018

Hello slaves/subs/kinksters

I wish you all a super Easter weekend and a reminder that I am not in West Sussex from 2nd to 9th April inclusive.  Sessions are available in Sussex from 10th April.

I am a guest Mistress on 4th April at The Sissy Retreat alongside another guest Mistress the amazing Madame Caramel!

On 5th/6th/7th/8th I am available to double domme with the super Mistress Firefly and one hour sessions in Leeds are £200.  All bookings and messages to go direct to http://www.mistressfirefly.com  We make a very formidable dynamic team, so don’t miss out and book your play time in very soon!

I’m very excited to be playing alongside some of the best in the business and meeting super new playthings, yes that’s you boys and girls or how ever you identify.

13Mar 2018

It’s time to tell you a fact or two, especially to those who have Not respected My time recently

Many of you seek “adult services” and without Myself and the wonderful ladies out there offering such exquisite safe outlets for you to fulfill a fantasy, for you to experience a form of well being and release, some say it’s like having an internal clock reset in your head so that you can carry on day to day, what would you do without us?!   …………

Our time is precious, and if you have been granted an audience with us then ensure you respect it. This entails ALL communication around booking a session.  If a Mistress has requested XYZ of you then do it.  If she has a set of booking procedures sent to you previously and you can’t remember them or find the email then read the ladies website in FULL.

Now let Me share a little secret, I am DOMINANT! This means I’m an Alpha Female in charge of My business and run it My way.  Whilst there is a degree of customer service, it does NOT entail being a puppet on a string or a dress up doll following a set of commands from you.  You sought out a Dominatrix because you felt the need to submit.

I love My chosen profession and I love meeting new slaves and having fun.  When I have a booking secured in My diary I plot and plan all the wonderful activities that we will engage in as I want the very best play in that session.

Potential new clients who mess Me about, promise to pay a deposit and then back peddle out of it after engaging My time via emails and phone call are not treated lightly.  Dommes, Mistress’s and Sex workers talk to each other!  We share details of those who mess us around and blatantly waste our time.  We do not relish in adding people to this list and it is not taken lightly, stay off that list by being the best you can be.  Be polite, be reliable, pay the deposit in a timely fashion as instructed and keep communication to the guidelines given.

Here is a guide to stay off that list and be one of the valued clients that will curry favor and make you memorable in a positive light, both with Me and the other ladies out there. Surely you want to be remembered for being that “fun plaything” for Mistress rather than a thorn in her side!

Do……….

  • Be polite, clean and punctual.
  • Use the title Mistress or name in your communication. It’s respectful and babe and such like will result in your email being ignored.
  • Be clear in your communication, especially if asked for additional information.  Be honest and declare ANY medical conditions!  ANY allergies, If you have a funny turn she will know why.  Plus sessions can be adapted around your specific needs.
  • Prepare to bring a gift (most Mistress’s have a list on their site)  or a tip/thank you note.
  • After the session send a thank you email, an item from her wishlist, or leave a review.  The clients that stand out as a good memory are the ones who make some effort, and we all have our favorites………………….

Don’t………..

  • Don’t send appointment requests if you do not intend to book, repeatedly cancel appointments you have booked, or book an appointment and not show up.  If the session is NOT your number one priority due to circumstances going on elsewhere then DON’T book until you can make it a priority.  If you have messed her about then send some money over to compensate her time along with an apology, this may entail you if genuine sorry to have a second chance and make amends.
  • Don’t try and avoid any screening/security methods.  It says that you do NOT respect them.
  • Don’t contact her by other means that she clearly states are not accepted, such as texting.  This will result in being blocked.
  • Don’t be vulgar or too graphic in your communication.  A pre session chat when you have paid the deposit and the booking is secured will always be available.  Emails that list activities in a vulgar explicit manner do NOT impress Me!  you wouldn’t approach a stranger on the street in this manner.  Manners maketh the man!
  • Don’t overstep ANY boundaries that are clear and concise on her website, this will result in you being blocked.  Poor behavior in your approach and communication does not bode well for a session.  How can you be trusted in a session?!
  • Don’t ask questions of a personal nature, if over time she wants to share any detail then be honored that she trusts any personal details with you.  Discretion is a TWO way exchange!
  • Don’t try and friend her outside of sessions on her private social media, that will be for her friends and family if it’s her private account so ensure you respect that.

Stay on the right path and you could be having lots of fun with a great skilled Mistress that will bring out the best in you.

 

04Mar 2018

The double domination event which was due to take place on 28th March with Miss Kitty Bliss has been postponed to Wednesday 21st March, this was due to the snow as some of you were struggling to get here, please book now to avoid disappointment as limited sessions are offered.

Other news is that I am the guest Mistress at The Sissy Retreat on 4th April 2018 http://sissyretreat.co.uk/

These events are very popular and emphasis on heaps of fun in a beautiful privately owned residence with fully equipped play room and they serve a very good “high tea”

I can’t wait to make-up all the gorgeous “gurls” into Princess’s, sissy mad, sluts what ever tickles your fancy.  Everything is provided and there are lots of fun and games among play and social time.  Come and enjoy guilt free pleasure in luxury surrounding with great care and attention to detail. Check out the retreats website for more information and ALL bookings are direct to The Sissy Retreat.

 

 

 

13Oct 2017

Good day slaves/subs/kinksters

What a whirlwind last week! It was bloody good though 🙂 Having caught the beginnings of a cold at the start of the week I dosed myself up on EmergencyC (good stuff) and Day Nurse etc

It was a fun Friday night at Circle of O https://twitter.com/CircleOfO where I got to play alongside the amazing Rebekka Rayner http://www.rebekkaraynor.co.uk/home.html her style of caning is fantastic to watch.

Always fab to catch up with Miss Kitty Bliss (don’t forget our double event 20/21st Nov)  https://www.misskittybliss.co.uk/  

I also met https://www.missharpsichord.co.uk/about-miss-h  a lovely lady whom I connected again with at The Femdom Ball

So FOUR Mistress’s and 6 willing victims to play with, also a sissy maid in attendance to fetch/carry/serve our every need.  I had a really great night and I’m looking forward to the Jan event when I am next in attendance.  If you like to play hard and are comfy being in a group I highly recommend attending a CofO party!

CofO Boot Worship

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday on to The Femdom Ball http://www.femdomball.com/ it was a manic run up to it with little time to get ready, somehow I managed to shower/wash & style hair/make-up/dress in under an hour!  I dread to think what the pictures look like!  Anyway we got there, met up with slavva Rodda and I had my personal slave A with me, two boys on leashes for the evening (greedy Me)   The venue was fantastic and it was super to network with other Mistress’s I follow on Twitter, some super entertainment, sweet sissy maids in attendance wearing the most delightful red lace dress’s.  I missed out on modelling a hat as we were almost late arriving due to London roadworks/traffic but I did try on a T Mistress’s hat that I rather liked. I’m not going to give too much away but what a night!

All hosted by the dynamic http://www.madamecaramel.com/

http://mistress-evilyne.com/

A grand celebration of female supremacy and I won a prize in the raffle (3 months membership for House of Sinn) I will be rather busy perusing the site 😉  The raffle raised just over £600 for https://twitter.com/backlashuk 

I’m already looking forward to next years Ball.

I spent Sunday/Monday/Tuesday recovering and shaking off my cold, all better now and back in sessions.  My voice has also fully returned.

Taxi journey to The Ball

 

Hat

25Sep 2017

Book Now to secure your treat time on Tuesday 31st October 2017 with moi and Tiffany TMistress

Been naughty and need two strict Mistress’s to take you in check

Spit roasted between us

A jolly good spanking

Hard CP

EStim, Violet Wand

Roleplay, we excel in this!

The possibilities are endless

All bookings through Mistress Helen Ryder with a deposit to secure your session as bookings are strictly limited.

One hour £190

We look forward to seeing you soon

17Aug 2017

Over the knee spanking

Pansy Penny polishes our shoes

Sissy maid tied to the kitchen taps

Some strap-on cock sucking training

Pansy Penny’s job interview.

I arrived for my interview for the maid’s postion. Mistress Helen let me in. “I was expecting a female” she said. “The agency told me Pansy Penny”. I had to admit that they had called me Pansy Penny ever since they found out about my French maid fetish. They liked to embarrass me by sending me for jobs where women had been requested.
“OK” she said doubtfully, “we’ll give you a try. I have to warn you though that my friend Mistress Tiffany is here. She has VERY high standards”. I was a bit nervous as I had lied on my CV about previous experience. But it’s only women’s work. How hard can it be? I thought I could wing it. How painfully wrong that turned out to be!
They looked through my bag of maid accessories, and noted that as well as my costume, I had some items of restraint. “I know maids should be seen and not heard, but not many come with their own gags” laughed Mistress Helen. She told me to undress and stand for inspection, hands on head. “I think the pink dress will fit him” she said. I was put into frilly knickers, the pink dress (which barely covered my bottom), a shocking pink pinny, a blond wig and a frilly maids cap with long pink ribbons.
“Not a good start! A hole in his stocking, and no cock-lock” noted Mistress Tiffany. “I can’t imagine anyone else has ever had any pleasure from your feeble little appendage, so why should you?”. “It’s had it’s moments” I replied, perhaps unwisely. I got a slap in the face; and a pair of large white ladies panties were pushed into my mouth and fixed in place with a strap. “If I want you to say something I will release your gag” she said sternly. “Until then, keep quiet!” “Is that clear?” she asked, with another slap. I nodded dumbly.
My first test was shoe polishing. I was forced to my elbows and knees and, with her still wearing them, had to polish Miss Tiffany’s shoes with the panties still in my mouth. Despite ‘encouragement’ from Mistress Helen’s crop, I did not meet her standards. They were equally disappointed with my attempts to clean Mistress Helen’s shoes. For that I was put over the desk and spanked by MT, while MH went upstairs. She called down that she could hear me mumbling, and should be given 10 extra strokes. This seemed slightly unfair, as MT had told me to say something but not removed my gag. Still, as I was constantly being reminded, sissies have to take what they are given and be grateful, even if they do think it unfair.
“She hasn’t done well on her first test. Perhaps she’s better at washing up” said MH. My panty gag was replaced with a wooden bit gag with bells on, my nipples were clamped, and I was led to the kitchen sink. My ankles were tied to two heavy weights, and a rope round my middle tethered me to the tap. I was given a bowl full of dirty crockery, and told to be quick about it. In my rush I was not as thorough as I should have been. Unfortunately, nothing escaped MT’s eagle eyes. I had left stains on a couple of cups, I had missed a wine glass, and I neglected to clean the sink surround when finished. They took me back to the room, with the weights still on my ankles like a ball and chain, and this time put over their knees for a good hard hand spanking. I had to make them  cups of tea, and then stand in the corner, hands on head, while they sipped their drinks and discussed what to do next.
“Failed both tests! We should send her back to the agency, and tell them how poor she is” said MT disdainfully. In my panic I shook my head and mmmphed into my gag. “MT came over and hit me with her crop. “You were told to Keep Quiet!” Then to MH “I think she’s so desperate for this job that she’ll do anything”. I realised I had given too much away. They now knew they had me over a barrel, and were going to take full advantage.
“Perhaps” said MH. “I think we’ll have her in the smother box”. MT went to fetch it, while I was forced to crawl on my hands and knees, and lay out a blanket to lie on. The weights were removed, and my gag released. I had to lie on my back while my head was locked into the box, and my wrists and ankles were bound in rope. MH then proceeded to smother me. I had to kiss her bottom through her tights and panties while MT counted how many kisses I could do without pausing for breath. 59 was the maximum. MH stood up and towered contemptuously over me as she put her foot over my mouth. It was heaven. I couldn’t help touching her leg, and a bulge in my panties was noticed. MT teased me gently with her crop; before giving me a stinging slap on each thigh. “Behave yourself!” she said sharply. MH asked me if I was thirsty. “I am a bit” I replied, puzzled at this unexpected kindness. “You’re lucky I’ve just relieved myself, or you’d be drinking my piss! Open wide”. She spat in my mouth.
“Speaking of which, let’s see how good she is at toilet cleaning” I was released from the box, untied and given a bottle of toilet duck and a brush. “Get on with it, slut” MH ordered, pointing to the bowl. When I had finished, MT inspected, and again found wanting. ” Very poor!” she said. “The bowl is clean enough, but she hasn’t touched the rim!” Then to me “Explain yourself, you lazy little strumpet!” I argued that I didn’t think they wanted toilet duck on the rim.
They gave me a glove and antibacterial wipes to complete the job. This did not absolve me from further punishment. I was again bent over the desk. “You are a lazy disobedient slut, and need ‘behaviour modification’, do you not?” said MT. Resistance was futile, so I said “Yes”. “Well, ask nicely then!” she ordered with a whack. I pleaded to be punished and taught to be a dutiful, well behaved, hard working maid. “Very well. Seeing as you ask so nicely, we’ll see what we can do.” she laughed. I was then paddled and caned by both mistresses, having to count and say thank you for each stroke. By the end I had well and truly been taught a lesson. I then had to curtsey, and thank them each in turn for their correction.
I was put back in my corner while they discussed whether I deserved one last chance. “I know; we’ll make her explain to us why we shouldn’t dismiss him out of hand” suggested MH. “Come here Pansy, and get to your knees”. What could I say to redeem myself? I decided to play my last card. “I may not be too good between my legs, but my oral services are highly recommended” I said. “Are they indeed? We could use someone to service our gentlemen party guests. Perhaps we should try her out.” said MH. MT was asked to fetch a dildo and condom; and I sucked MH’s toes until she returned with a large multi-coloured phallus.
“You can start by putting the condom on with your mouth” said MH. I held it against my lips with suction, and tried to roll it on with my lips. It was too tight, so I had to use my fingers. Even though it wasn’t the real thing, I couldn’t bring myself to use my teeth. Once it was in place, MT held it in her groin. MH grabbed one of my nipples and forced my mouth down on to it. I had to pump up and down. It was so big that my mouth was forced wide open. It soon grew tired, so I started licking the end instead.
“I suppose she shows promise as the party slut” said MT. “Perhaps we should get her back for a second interview some time soon”. With that I was told to stand up and curtsy five times to each of them, before being summarily dismissed. “We’ll be in touch; get dressed and get out!” said MH menacingly “before we leave you tied to a lamp post for the night, still in your sissy clothes”. They laughed as I scurried away!
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